My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
(via erya)
can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys
(via brookeanslee)
And thank you, Mr. Mosby. For taking care of me all these years. (Suit life on deck)
(Source: hurryputter, via if-you-go-down-i-go-with-you)
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
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